- @lauren_p_allen You should be looking for a breaking news story – something that couldn't be planned for in advance. #jour5990 #
- I'm pretty sure I'd rather stain a wood fence every few years than deal with vinyl fence installers ever again. Go ahead, quote me on that. #
- @vhernandezcnn You sip at it like a never-ending water fountain, otherwise you drown. That's how you handle the firehouse of Twitter. #
- Just learned a good friend (to me and my students) was unceremoniously downsized. I am very tired of this recession. Also, stupid managers. #