Woke up early this morning to the smell of … something, burning or melting. I hunted around the first floor for a while and could not figure out what it was. I brushed my hand against the dishwasher and pulled it away – the door was scorchingly hot.
The main control board failed in a disastrous way – after completing its cycle the night before, it never turned off the heating element. Opening it up, what were once small cups and storage containers had been transformed into modern art and puddles of plastic.
On campus, I found a tree blooming and then the building was stormed by … by … Valentine Ninjas,
Campus life is worth living.